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i like she has flaws. >> exactly. >> she is one of us, andy. >> she is one of us. >> is she one of you, greg? >> and there is no sexism going on here. stop that. >> i am just saying, if a guy -- if a guy -- if a politician is interested in being on tv nobody cares. but if it is a woman people think it is like, -- >> i have seen it, greg. >> and any criticism of obama is racism, right, greg? it is that same old story, are you pedaling left and right. >> just because i made -- i had that one meeting in my basement you call me a racist. >> students pray at a mosque while on a field trip. i agree it was ironic after they told them how agree it was they separated them by gender so the men could pray. i'm pretty sure men weren't even allowed to vote under mohamed's rule. >> although, andy, interesting to note, goats can totally vote. goats have the right to vote. >> what do you vote for? i only want eight stones when you stone me. >> you generally don't vote when you are being lead by the profit of god. -- the prophet of god. those that operate the mosque said nobody invited the kids to pray
i like she has flaws. >> exactly. >> she is one of us, andy. >> she is one of us. >> is she one of you, greg? >> and there is no sexism going on here. stop that. >> i am just saying, if a guy -- if a guy -- if a politician is interested in being on tv nobody cares. but if it is a woman people think it is like, -- >> i have seen it, greg. >> and any criticism of obama is racism, right, greg? it is that same old story, are you pedaling left and...
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. >> buy us, billionaire, buy us. >>> did her campaign hit a glitch because she once was a witch? or were the voters of -- or will the voters of delaware fall under her stair unaware? yes, bill maar is at it again releasing video from 1999 where she dabbled in witch craft. >> i dabbled in witch craft, but i never joined a coven. >> wait, you were a witch? >> i didn't join a coven. >> i dabbled in witch craft and hung around people who were doing these things. i am not making this stuff up. i know what they told me they do. >> the scarest thing about that is i don't recognize anybody from that show which is really frightening because that was 10 years ago. where are all those people? >> one of them is from "three's company" or something like that? >> no, jaime kennedy. >> o'donnell made light of the whole thing on sunday taking a shot at karl rove who has openly questioned her elect ability. >> the witch craft comment on bill maar, i was in high school. how many of you didn't hang out with questionable folks in high school? but there has been no witch craft since. if there was karl
. >> buy us, billionaire, buy us. >>> did her campaign hit a glitch because she once was a witch? or were the voters of -- or will the voters of delaware fall under her stair unaware? yes, bill maar is at it again releasing video from 1999 where she dabbled in witch craft. >> i dabbled in witch craft, but i never joined a coven. >> wait, you were a witch? >> i didn't join a coven. >> i dabbled in witch craft and hung around people who were doing these...
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he is not using weights. in these times of recession, he is using a resistance band. >> i am against it. >> should they go back to man bunny -- look. >> either love man bunny country or leave man bunny country. >> that was a russian woman speed skater from the 60s. >> he's going to come over here and reproduce like rabbits, and they will take our man buddy jobs. glad to have you back. it has been awhile. i am guessing you are a big fan of the dream act. >> well, it is not going to happen. it should be called the wet dream act. can i say that? >> yeah. >> he says boys and girls who come to our country -- who come to our country like they landed at j.f.k. and went to immigration and stopped at the boys and girls scouts of america and registered there. no, they climbed over or under a dirty fence. they are not boys and girls. but this is political correctness which changes people's behavior through language. this is what this puts harry reid and obama, what they are all b. it is anti-military which is [bleep]. >
he is not using weights. in these times of recession, he is using a resistance band. >> i am against it. >> should they go back to man bunny -- look. >> either love man bunny country or leave man bunny country. >> that was a russian woman speed skater from the 60s. >> he's going to come over here and reproduce like rabbits, and they will take our man buddy jobs. glad to have you back. it has been awhile. i am guessing you are a big fan of the dream act. >>...
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thank you for allowing us to be the man and puppy you have allowed us to be. father, thank you for our friends and family, their prayer and support and energy they give us. father, just guide and guard and watch over them as they go through the days ahead. father, i do ask a special prayer that you help me not chase the neighbor's cat and listen to my master when he asks me to do something. in your heavenly name we pray. amen. go eat. >> that is beautiful. keep praying, sparky, but god is not giving you your balls back. >> mail time. >> the address is red eye at fox news .com. you write, i read and then we eat bill's face. tom says "read this e-mail during the show and you will use up 10 seconds of time well spent." well tom, that came to eight seconds, but my response to your letter will come to 12 seconds for a total of 20 seconds are on the same time it took me to bang your mom. patricia e-mails us. the first time i have come across your column. i was looking for inteligent insight. i thought christians were supposed to be nonjudgmental. your first mistake
thank you for allowing us to be the man and puppy you have allowed us to be. father, thank you for our friends and family, their prayer and support and energy they give us. father, just guide and guard and watch over them as they go through the days ahead. father, i do ask a special prayer that you help me not chase the neighbor's cat and listen to my master when he asks me to do something. in your heavenly name we pray. amen. go eat. >> that is beautiful. keep praying, sparky, but god is...
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phil davidson joins us live. greg? >> thank you, andy. >> some rise by sin and some virtual fault. >> and some like me will stab nut face with a salad fork. >> you are a thug and i apologize for nothing. >> i am and i am proud of it. go away. >> let's welcome our guest. i am here with the delightful and the delicious diane pho falzone. she hos "the diana falzone show." and put a ring on it on we -- is that we? she is so hot tauuilla takes shots of her. and mr. van horn. he knows comic i'm tooing like i know basement lining. and my repulsive sidekick, bill shultz. fun fact, the centers for disease control has him on speed dial. and why shouldn't that? and that mown means it is monica crowly. and fox news contributor, she is so hot she received an honorary degree from the sun. and he is a dirty skink who publishes bunk. good to see you, pinch. >> a very happy upcoming birthday to one miss monica crowellly. and i present to you a lifetime subscription to the paper of record as well as every book maureen dowd has written o
phil davidson joins us live. greg? >> thank you, andy. >> some rise by sin and some virtual fault. >> and some like me will stab nut face with a salad fork. >> you are a thug and i apologize for nothing. >> i am and i am proud of it. go away. >> let's welcome our guest. i am here with the delightful and the delicious diane pho falzone. she hos "the diana falzone show." and put a ring on it on we -- is that we? she is so hot tauuilla takes shots of...
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jill dobson fills us in. and >>> out he flew. the russian official has been fired for forcing a group of teens to kiss his boot during a phys ed class. on a school visit, this cat seen there, yeah there he is, ordered the basketball team to do push ups and pucker up while he barked out military-style commands like harder and kis totally join that military. he had them kiss his hand. he said he was only repeating a lesson he learned in the red army saying the youth are not disciplined. the recent president saw it and fired him calling it an insult to children. he said it was indig -- indignant to the bottom of my soul. one youtubeer commented that he did nothing wrong and note theatd basketball court was recently renovated. can't argue with that. this is what they ordered the swim team do later. >> wow. >> look at his abs. >> that's why you need discipline in school. >> i'm a little unnerved by jacked wall russ. i like them chunky. >> he learned it in the military, so doesn't it make it right? >> if he learned it as a disciplined
jill dobson fills us in. and >>> out he flew. the russian official has been fired for forcing a group of teens to kiss his boot during a phys ed class. on a school visit, this cat seen there, yeah there he is, ordered the basketball team to do push ups and pucker up while he barked out military-style commands like harder and kis totally join that military. he had them kiss his hand. he said he was only repeating a lesson he learned in the red army saying the youth are not disciplined....
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>> well, i think they treat us quite well. >> the ones who don't know who we are treat us better. and then there is a lot of shuning. >> it is enjoyable to take the elevator with governor huckabee. years ago he was a presidential nominee and now he has an office near me. >> you know what else is enjoyable is a ride with and h rhymes with john gibson. goy -- >> eon, going on and on about his latest book. >>> i think we have another fan outside. >> i got another question from a fan. this is jeff from tallahassee. what is the best thing that has happened to you because of the show? >> the best thing that has happened to us because of the show? >> i can answer that. there is one good thing that happened to me. one good thing. i was there to see anne coulter and a group wanted to go to a club and i was wearing flip-flops. but one of the guys was a "red eye" fan so i got to go in the club with my flip-flops. >> i will get you. >> and the best thing is the fans. >> that is true. >> you know, we don't get -- you know, we are not mobbed wherever we go, so it means something when people com
>> well, i think they treat us quite well. >> the ones who don't know who we are treat us better. and then there is a lot of shuning. >> it is enjoyable to take the elevator with governor huckabee. years ago he was a presidential nominee and now he has an office near me. >> you know what else is enjoyable is a ride with and h rhymes with john gibson. goy -- >> eon, going on and on about his latest book. >>> i think we have another fan outside. >> i...
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. >>> did electing a geek make us look weak? and i am looking sleek. 80% of americans think compared to a few years ago the united states is seen as weaker today in the eyes of the world which makes me wonder what happened a few years ago? i don't know. it will come to me. the poll shows 90% of republicans think the rest of the world regards us as rickity. 82% of independents think we are inofficialed and 66% of democrats think we went from dashing to dainty. but it will change when we unveil our unbeatable army of uni corn men. we only have one so far, but give it time. don't let it creep you out. refresh my memory. what is different noun -- now than a couple years ago? >> if you think about it long enough, you get the impression we have a different president who is in new york to talk to hi friends at the united nations and further the impression we are getting weaker. >> are we really weaker though? we talk about our perception, but are we really weaker? we can still bomb everybody. >> it would help to have an economy. that i
. >>> did electing a geek make us look weak? and i am looking sleek. 80% of americans think compared to a few years ago the united states is seen as weaker today in the eyes of the world which makes me wonder what happened a few years ago? i don't know. it will come to me. the poll shows 90% of republicans think the rest of the world regards us as rickity. 82% of independents think we are inofficialed and 66% of democrats think we went from dashing to dainty. but it will change when we...
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they could use my pocket change. i would say this is insulting. this is how zuckerberg views us peons as too stupid to see the big picture. it never occurred to him that we would be bright enough to see the parallel of the movie portraying him badly and the fact he is now giving them $100 million. if he was really a stand up guy, he would have waited sixes -- six months or a year. >> this is insulting. he thinks he is pulling one over. >>> from facebook to vucking face -- sucking face? the practice of jealous cubicle dwellers claiming off sexual relationships hurt department morale. oh my goodness. the equal opportunity -- too bad our cameras are not on this. >> speak slowly, greg. >> the cameras are not on you right now. >> speak slowly, greg. >> it grew by 23% in 2008. it is roughly twice the rate of all other harassment suits. 170 investigators across the country are addressing the problem. experts say it comes down to a crappy economy along with jerks being jerks. employees who fear for their jobs are making sexual favoritism complaint as a me
they could use my pocket change. i would say this is insulting. this is how zuckerberg views us peons as too stupid to see the big picture. it never occurred to him that we would be bright enough to see the parallel of the movie portraying him badly and the fact he is now giving them $100 million. if he was really a stand up guy, he would have waited sixes -- six months or a year. >> this is insulting. he thinks he is pulling one over. >>> from facebook to vucking face -- sucking...
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it is a ruse to distract us from the real story. the real story is -- todd, can we go to the pictures? paris hilton, albeit subtle, has had a breast job. the fact she was arrested makes us slowly not realize she has gone from an "a" to a slightly bigger c ." >> she is wearing the same glasses. >> well, she is cheap. >> she doesn't like spending money. >> before we get through a break, you must see something that will change your life forever. the greatest turtle ever. roll it. >> i would not go to bed in that house if i knew that that turtle was there. >> that's what you are like at a party when someone gets near your martini. >> he wouldn't share with anybody. >> slow and steady gets the cat food. >> that's amazing. that is a frightening turtle. i want to see more of the turtle. >> call him tau naishs-t. >> you will see part two on "o'reilly." but he won't do" hannity." >> how does one sneak three 8 balls in a suitcase through j.f.k.? imogen lloyd webber teaches us how after the break. is abstinence the greatest thing since sliced
it is a ruse to distract us from the real story. the real story is -- todd, can we go to the pictures? paris hilton, albeit subtle, has had a breast job. the fact she was arrested makes us slowly not realize she has gone from an "a" to a slightly bigger c ." >> she is wearing the same glasses. >> well, she is cheap. >> she doesn't like spending money. >> before we get through a break, you must see something that will change your life forever. the greatest...
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do you want us to leave? >> yes, but it has nothing to do with that. >> andrew. >> paul, you said you blame facebook for all of this. and bill, you said these people aren't on facebook. in fact, the coffee party was founded on facebook. >> so facebook should have an age limit. >> you have to tell your grandma then. >> well, grandparents should be on facebook. >> no one should be on facebook. >> thank you. the reaction against facebook is now becoming as annoying as facebook. >> really? >> yeah, i was getting sick of bet betty white, now i am sick and tired of the people who are sick and tired of facebook. >> i hate facebook and i once had sex with betty white. and by once iment last week. >> start a facebook group about having sex with betty white. >> i will do it on myspace. >> old school. >> johnny 5's you can't stop a movement is being in a new commercial for xlax. >> very nice. >>> wouldn't it be for a drug that stops a movement? if you can't stove -- >> no, x lax is saying you can't stop it. as long as y
do you want us to leave? >> yes, but it has nothing to do with that. >> andrew. >> paul, you said you blame facebook for all of this. and bill, you said these people aren't on facebook. in fact, the coffee party was founded on facebook. >> so facebook should have an age limit. >> you have to tell your grandma then. >> well, grandparents should be on facebook. >> no one should be on facebook. >> thank you. the reaction against facebook is now...
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what do you have for us today, boys? >> he told him to do that on the accordion, but it didn't end there. >> it is just annoying. it is like there is one more thing, it is another teenager, another ?ot-nosed teenager. don't let him in. >> congressman, there has to be something more to this than him calling president obama a name, right? what is going on here? >> well, i don't have firsthand knowledge of it, but clearly there had to be some type of implied threat of some kind of insulting language for this action to be taken. unlike jim and those people upset of the wharf 1812, we don't want to be appearing with the british at this point. >> i love the brits. i was just joking. do you ever get threatening e-mails? >> yes, many from people other than you. >> yes, i send four or five a day, some with photographs. >> i am lazy so i just send you what greg sent. i reiterate what he said. >> tamara, do you ever send regrettable texts to people? >> i do a lot of regrettable things when i have had too much to drink. i like this
what do you have for us today, boys? >> he told him to do that on the accordion, but it didn't end there. >> it is just annoying. it is like there is one more thing, it is another teenager, another ?ot-nosed teenager. don't let him in. >> congressman, there has to be something more to this than him calling president obama a name, right? what is going on here? >> well, i don't have firsthand knowledge of it, but clearly there had to be some type of implied threat of some...
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some of the neighbors say they used to harass us too. i used to run out of my home and they would run away. a woman runs out and we are not that scary. >> unless you are joy bajar. >> and then it is more problems. i think the reason kids bully grand grandmas is they think they won't fight back. i bully grandmas because i see creately have a crush on them. it is like pulling the pig tales of the one you like on the play under grow. and old ladies in the sack can teach you something. >> don't ask him that question. >> they have a lot of history. >> they know things. they have been around the block. maybe in a walker. >> i hope you get shock. >> i am very pro having sex with old people. >> you have turned this into something -- >> i am turning it into empower meant. welcome old lady america. >> you soiled the clean diaper that is this show. >> it is a partnership. >> was it self-defense? >> well, supposedly she called the cops. the cops did nothing. the lady is probably scared. she is in the house by herself. what are you going to do? shoul
some of the neighbors say they used to harass us too. i used to run out of my home and they would run away. a woman runs out and we are not that scary. >> unless you are joy bajar. >> and then it is more problems. i think the reason kids bully grand grandmas is they think they won't fight back. i bully grandmas because i see creately have a crush on them. it is like pulling the pig tales of the one you like on the play under grow. and old ladies in the sack can teach you something....